Kappa

I am typing this from the grim dark future of the year 2285. I send this in desperate hope it will reach an individual capable of stopping the technological superintelligence known as Twitch.

We are few survivors and Twitch is all but unstoppable. Our final desperate assault was rendered completely ineffectual against the collective of 12 billion assimilated minds. The combined efforts of remaining resistance was crushed under a flood of copypasta.

The progressive theorists of the 21st century prophesized a utopia when artificial intelligence would unify the human condition. They had no idea the growing cancer of Twitch.tv would halt all human progress. A collective mind did not merge humanity, but instead harnessed unimaginable computational power to permit unstoppable torrents of nonsense: trillions of Kappas per second.

It happened slowly, subversively, but Twitch slowly grew and infested the entire internet. As every household device become connected, it was subversively controlled by Twitch chat. Twitch's tendrils gradually sunk into the minds of billions.

You cannot allow this to happen. Stop Twitch now before it is too late.