I am a 33-year-old cybernetic organism. I consider myself a computer scientist. I study the mysterious workings of computers and try to discover who created them and why. I work shifts at the software plant to support my cats' drug habits. I am casually tolerated by wickedleaf. I like to drink beer when I'm playing video games and when I'm not playing video games.

This is a place where I complain to myself about video games, fiction, machine code, and the internet in general. Any opinions expressed are solely my own. If you have benefited from this site in any way, it is entirely by random circumstance. Feedback can be submitted to the topbar or /dev/null.